Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.
Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.
by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015
Get the Chipotle Comamug. After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
Get the cunt comamug. A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.
Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.
by modhek February 2, 2022
Get the Thought comamug. When someone comes home from work or other strenuous activity and dozes off in their chair. The term comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boys after a hard days of work.
by macklemurr September 2, 2023
Get the boomer comamug. 1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'
2. Someone who refuses to face reality.
2. Someone who refuses to face reality.
by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 14, 2018
Get the Reality Comamug. Coma legs are sexy girls’ legs (thighs and ass) that are shaped like comas when a girl stands and moves. Wearing leggings make them stand out and girls get them by becoming thick. ,
by Bernieleadsto🤑 fo👮🏼♀️👷♀️🕵️♀️👩⚕️👩🌾🧑🔬👩🏫👨💻👨🔧👩🚒 October 5, 2020
Get the Coma Legsmug. Friend1: Have you seen Josh?
Friend2: He got faded and fell asleep.
Friend1: He’s not waking up from that cart coma.
Friend2: He got faded and fell asleep.
Friend1: He’s not waking up from that cart coma.
by jeepy24 May 11, 2024
Get the Cart Comamug.