Cunt Coma

When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.

'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'

by Tarrel February 23, 2012

Cunt-coma

when that pussy hits like a concussion and you proceed to knock out

Damn!! Damien is in a cunt-coma after Sheila rode him for days!!

by 3cheezsurprise December 06, 2020

Coma Cone

The state of having a strange fascination with Traffic Cones or using Traffic Cones as hats.

I think Noah over there might have a coma cone.

by Coma Cone August 09, 2024

Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015

Coma-cation

Coma-cation.
Such as being in a cona referring to its a vacation . Thus a Coma-cation.

My kids have been testing me lately. I need a week long coma-cation ASAP.

by amihatesyou2 April 11, 2022

Cannabis Coma

The sleep you have after getting ripped.

“Welcome back, where the hell have you been these past 2 days?”

“Just got out of a cannabis coma.”

by TallDaTruth July 20, 2020

Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019