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cogwaffle

A type of swear/cuss word used to insult another....comes from the United Kingdom (mostly England)
A: I say! You are not quite the chrochet player I expected.

B: How dare you! You Cogwaffle!!
by )*BeepBeep094*( December 3, 2010
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cognitive whiplash

the concussive effect of the violent mental jerking produced in a listener/reader by the proximal presentation of two wildly incongruous thoughts, ideas, or statements.
"Listening to Herman Cain opine on both soul food and foreign policy left me with a serious case of cognitive whiplash."
by Paper Tiger March 16, 2012
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cogstipation

When your thoughts just wont come out!
It's on the tip of your tongue
You know what you want to say, but your mouth won't co-operate
You're in the middle of having a thought, but it's stuck
A condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the brain of thoughts usually associated with hard drinking.
Whats that guys name?? uhhhhh???? It's.....???? can't think, cogstipation!
by Cogstipation October 21, 2013
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cogenhoe

A pokey little village on a hill between WELL(ingbo)ROUGH and Northampton. Apart from the occasional wafting smell of human faeces from the nearby sewage treatment site, and the non-travelling travellers from the Aquadrome wandering into the village. The village is generally pretty slow-paced as around 80% of it's residents are of pension collecting age.
Cogenhoe has a pocket park which is a small woodland area with streams and nature, this can be accessed through the park and into some pastureland. If you make it past the mad cow diseased bovine occupants without being trampled, you may stand a chance of getting in without being seen and shot by the local mythical hill billy living somewhere nearby in a wooden shack. Apparently the local village football team isn't bad.
by Munky boy December 6, 2016
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Cogo

The Cogo is a nocturnal beast that exhibits its best behavior while being severely intoxicated.

Often found near the side of the road singing dirty songs with a pint in both hands you should be very careful before getting close to this specimen.
That's nothing compared to the Cogomobile tho, whatever you do, do not get in if you want to hold on to life !
Never talk to it about roleplay, or Macron, or JLM, or Dofus for that matter...otherwise you might never leave to see another day.
"Hey isn't that Cogo over there ?"
"Holy shit you're right let's get the hell out of here!"
by ZZ_boss June 22, 2017
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Cogdin

A kid in any school that has freckles and red hair
Hi cogdin nice glasses
by Lil ni🅱🅱a July 17, 2017
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cogna fuck

What in the cogna fuck?
by Fuckstickdick October 10, 2017
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