christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.

Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning

by Dholla December 28, 2013

Christmas Hole

Small hexagonal hole in a metal patio table in which small items such as silverware or buttons can fit through.

Oh no, don't drip the button through the christmas hole!

by Brackets18 November 13, 2019

christmas movie

When you stick your chicken patty inside of her buns

Did Jake and Micah watch a Christmas movie last night?

by Jake a sale May 11, 2017

football Christmas

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.

I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.

by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

Christmas Quail

A late 19th century English tradition to hang a taxidermied quail on one's Christmas tree for good luck. It begun with King Edward VII and him gifting a quail ornament to his wife, Alexandra of Denmark, on Christmas in 1863 and him telling her that it would bring them a son. Sure enough, in January of 1864, they had their eldest son, Albert Victor. Unfortunately, he died in 1892, and Edward VII banned Christmas Quails from England. But Frederic Austin, the composer of "The 12 Days of Christmas," made sure that the tradition lived on in secret after he was forced by the king to change the lyrics of his song from "...and a quail on the Christmas tree" to "...and a partridge in a pear tree." Christmas Quail ornaments still continue to bring their owners' good luck today, as the custom still continues in many households around the world.

Kimberley hung a Christmas Quail on her tree because her favorite neice gifted her one for good luck.

by giuseppe123 November 4, 2023

Christmas driver

a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.

They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain

Yeah ok dickhead just cut me off! Fucking Christmas driver's man.

by burnoutchamp2003 January 3, 2015

Eiffel Christmas

A Christmas celebrated with good disposition comparative to Eiffel (a very happy dog).

This sure is an Eiffel Christmas!

by Eiffel the dog November 28, 2021