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christmas movie

When you stick your chicken patty inside of her buns
Did Jake and Micah watch a Christmas movie last night?
by Jake a sale May 11, 2017
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christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.
Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning
by Dholla December 28, 2013
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Christmas Quail

A late 19th century English tradition to hang a taxidermied quail on one's Christmas tree for good luck. It begun with King Edward VII and him gifting a quail ornament to his wife, Alexandra of Denmark, on Christmas in 1863 and him telling her that it would bring them a son. Sure enough, in January of 1864, they had their eldest son, Albert Victor. Unfortunately, he died in 1892, and Edward VII banned Christmas Quails from England. But Frederic Austin, the composer of "The 12 Days of Christmas," made sure that the tradition lived on in secret after he was forced by the king to change the lyrics of his song from "...and a quail on the Christmas tree" to "...and a partridge in a pear tree." Christmas Quail ornaments still continue to bring their owners' good luck today, as the custom still continues in many households around the world.
Kimberley hung a Christmas Quail on her tree because her favorite neice gifted her one for good luck.
by giuseppe123 November 4, 2023
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Christmas driver

a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.

They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain
Yeah ok dickhead just cut me off! Fucking Christmas driver's man.
by burnoutchamp2003 January 3, 2015
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Christmas Cheeks

A slang term for women with very distracting red cheeks.

This term is used because red is a color often used with christmas decorations.
"I'd totally ask that girl out if she didn't have those christmas cheeks."
by duffystl August 15, 2009
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christmas high

when your so stoned and happy it feels like christmas morning when your a little kid, an exuberant feeling brought on by smoking marijuana, blissful happiness
Dude we smoked so much last night we were christmas high. I'll never forget the time we got christmas high and went frolicking
by Jblaze23 October 20, 2010
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Conaco Christmas

What happens when you wait to the last minute to do your Christmas shopping and end up going to the nearest 24 hour gas station to buy gifts.
So it was a Conaco Christmas last year too?
by wseandobbins December 20, 2010
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