Christmas Lightmare

C'mon-you know what it means... You have had a Christmas Lightmare no matter what your skill.
by The Flower Farm January 01, 2015
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Conaco Christmas

What happens when you wait to the last minute to do your Christmas shopping and end up going to the nearest 24 hour gas station to buy gifts.
So it was a Conaco Christmas last year too?
by wseandobbins December 20, 2010
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christmas creme

guy: bro ima Christmas creme with my girlfriend tonight

guy: bro i wish i had someone to Christmas creme with
by cloud likes lots of crossiants December 16, 2021
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Eiffel Christmas

A Christmas celebrated with good disposition comparative to Eiffel (a very happy dog).
This sure is an Eiffel Christmas!
by Eiffel the dog November 28, 2021
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Christmas Hole

Small hexagonal hole in a metal patio table in which small items such as silverware or buttons can fit through.
Oh no, don't drip the button through the christmas hole!
by Brackets18 November 13, 2019
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Christmas Quail

A late 19th century English tradition to hang a taxidermied quail on one's Christmas tree for good luck. It begun with King Edward VII and him gifting a quail ornament to his wife, Alexandra of Denmark, on Christmas in 1863 and him telling her that it would bring them a son. Sure enough, in January of 1864, they had their eldest son, Albert Victor. Unfortunately, he died in 1892, and Edward VII banned Christmas Quails from England. But Frederic Austin, the composer of "The 12 Days of Christmas," made sure that the tradition lived on in secret after he was forced by the king to change the lyrics of his song from "...and a quail on the Christmas tree" to "...and a partridge in a pear tree." Christmas Quail ornaments still continue to bring their owners' good luck today, as the custom still continues in many households around the world.
Kimberley hung a Christmas Quail on her tree because her favorite neice gifted her one for good luck.
by giuseppe123 November 05, 2023
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Christmas driver

a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.

They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain
Yeah ok dickhead just cut me off! Fucking Christmas driver's man.
by burnoutchamp2003 January 03, 2015
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