real chop

Meaning for reals, or definitely.

1)Stop acting dumb Dan or I'm going to kick your ass real chop.

2) Hey I'm coming over to your house real chop

3) Dude she really likes you real chop

by Sammy619 March 14, 2007

screwed and chopped

The art of slowing down an original track and remixing it to perfection.

Fuck Action 38 - screwed and chopped by OG Ron C

by james September 11, 2004

Chopped not slopped

When an artist re-records an album in such a way it sounds like you are listening to it while tripping on lean.

Person 1: Bruh, have you heard At.Long.Last.A$AP?
Person 2: Yeah, but I was tripping on lean, so I didn't like it.
Person 1: YI heard the chopped not slopped version too! Rocky ruined the album.

by kirthak316 July 27, 2016

Chop

When a girl and or guy uses his or her teeth while performing fellatio.

My night was appearing to have the perfect ending until she started to chop me.

by Realgmer March 15, 2009

Chopping Onions

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.

John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"

by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013

Twatty-Chop

The act of one karate chopping the vagina. Similar to the "cunt punch," except a karate chop move is done.

Mom, if you flush that weed, I'm Twatty-Chopping you

by randommushroom September 15, 2010

Dick Chops

The hair that grows on the side of the scrotum to make make it look like your dick has sideburns.

holy shit shave your dick chops. your starting to look like Mr.T

by pune master 71 October 17, 2010