Akin to a cold rectal thermometer, the chilly thermometer is defined as the act of a chilled penis entering a partner's anus during coitus. Also, a mis-heard trivia answer referring to John Travolta's character in Be Cool and Get Shorty.
I was so drunk last night that I stuck my dick in the freezer and gave my girlfriend a chilly thermometer!
by DeOmnibusDisputandum April 11, 2011

by bigshlongdaddy123 April 22, 2024

When a person has fymunda cheese, and proceeds to Diarrhea themselves mixing with he fumunda cheese around one's penis.
Then someone proceeds to give them a bj.
Then someone proceeds to give them a bj.
by Davido B'21 January 19, 2024

by Saintouse May 11, 2020

by SharpDressedMan496 April 16, 2024

"Holy shit, man! I have a chilly boner over that car!"
"The red hot chili peppers give me a red hot chilly boner!"
"Oh my god the 80s give me a chilly boner."
"The red hot chili peppers give me a red hot chilly boner!"
"Oh my god the 80s give me a chilly boner."
by Pseudomeg July 18, 2016

when you are in sexual relations with a girl as you are about to ejaculate poor chilli all over the woman's breasts.
jesse dude me and my girlfriend were arguing last night and then me and her had makeup sex then i performed the chilli wilcox on her.
by jesse bahena and sal sanchez June 22, 2011
