California Freezing

California Freezing: (adj) Typically a temperature of 60 and below, because Californians don't know what cold is.

Jim: How's the weather in cali?
Rob: Omg, it's 62 degrees, it's California freezing!!

by Robert W Ross January 12, 2008

California Cradel

When a girl reaches from behind you and cups your nut sack.

Dude, did anyone else just see Rebecca giving Todd a California Cradle in the bathroom?

by McPenis Boy January 30, 2005

California Lumberjack

synonym for 'hipster'

"Gobun wears flannel and listens to death grips. He's a california lumberjack"

by MrGobun January 6, 2015

california slippers

Knee pads for guys preforming oral sex

If your heading to Sanfransico you better bring your California slippers

by California Slippers December 30, 2016

california zipper

When a person is shot in the the abdomen and then has to have a cut down their stomach. The scar that is left makes a line down the stomach

Did you hear about trevon he got a California zipper yesterday

by GuddaG3 August 10, 2016

California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.

I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!

by Spagghetron April 1, 2017

California backhander

The same thing as a Chicago backhander, but the hand goes up and down because of the lowrider from using the hydraulics

“Billy was hitting the switches as i got a California backhander.”

by California backhander February 10, 2022