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Capo

Caporegime / capo is a name for a captain in the mafia family, the family will consist of many captains and the boss which is a capo crimini.
Lee Saunders is capo of the tetsuo family within england uk.
by ntfx April 3, 2003
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butt captain

Master and commander of the butt pirates. A butt captain is a highly-skilled, flaming, ass navigator that leads his pirates into battle... where butt pillaging ensues.
"Arrrrrrrr", said the butt captain as him and his men dug for burried treasure.
by ktrane June 18, 2004
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Captain Cunt

One who exhibits extreme cunt-like tendencies and behavior. Captain of all cunts.
"Captain Cunt needs to drop the attitude before I bitch slap her in the face"
by yourmomlovesit July 28, 2009
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Captain Blocker

A man who blocks people.

if you are blocked by @AuthenticCap on twitter, you fucked up

he used to be called Captain Blocker before AuthenticCap
who is Captain Blocker and why has he blocked me?
by breadhasnotaste May 23, 2018
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morning cap

Time declared by individual of latest time in the morning they will stay up studying.
With the test in two days, I declared the morning cap around 4 am. I ended up calling it around 2.
by mwallace2202 April 29, 2015
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710 cap

Joke played on those who are not mechanically inclined. 710 is OIL spelled upside down, therefore someone might be reading the cap upside down and read it as 710 instead of OIL. It is the same kind of joke as blinker fluid and muffler bearings.
Apparently this feller was in a local car parts shop when a woman walked in and asked for a seven ten cap. Two blokes behind the counter and our hero looked at each other and one said, "What's a 710 cap?"

She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it on?" someone asked. She said a Ford.

"How big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

"What does it do?" She said she didn't know know, but it had always been there.

Someone gave her a note pad and asked her to draw a picture of it. She drew a circle and in the center wrote 710.

The blokes behind the counter who are looking at it upside down as she writes, fall about laughing and one goes and gets her an oil cap.
by zaxtvnz April 10, 2009
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Capstone

A torturous heart-aching program created by the devils themselves, The College Board. The College Board are a bunch of saggy old people thinking of ways to ruin the lives of thousands of teens all around the world. Capstone isn't as heartwarming as a literal stone with a cap, it is as stressful as being a democrat in the Trump States.
Jerome contracted AIDS, HIV, and Down Syndrome due to the constant rape by AP Capstone
by PissedOffCapstoner November 23, 2016
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