crusty burger

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk

1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

by The wasted Bard May 18, 2016

Tittie burger

When one presses the titties together and it appears as a sideways burger

I bet you wanna watch me make my own tittie burger don't you

by Bible thumper 6.66 March 22, 2017

pool burger

a lump of feces floating in a swimming pool

Don't eat that burrito before you swim. You might end up dropping a pool burger.

by shonkey December 24, 2008

Dirt Burger

When there is an ugly girl standing between two guys.

Look at that dirt burger over there.

by womoii February 1, 2010

Burger Muncher

A derogatory term for an American

I'm from texas
Stfu burger muncher

by Barry_age_63 April 5, 2023

Butterface Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with butter lettuce

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Butterface Burger, it comes with butter lettuce."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Burger Addict

A person to have a unnatural craving for burgers. People who commonly have this are american, german or polish. Or have the following names Eric, Dennis, Louis, Steven and Jeremy

Eric sure likes burgers, some may call him a burger addict

by Swag4Swag November 20, 2011