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Booger Hooker

Noun: Either the right or left index fingernail. In some rare cases it is the right or left index And middle fingernails, one in each nostril. This would be a double hook by a skilled booger hooker.
Roscoe was in despair when he broke his best Booger Hooker off at the quick.

Don, " I saw Roscoe in the meeting performing a perfect Double Booger Hook. He had them up to the second knuckle"

Ed, " Man, has that guy got skills or what?"

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by Gizzard Ripper January 28, 2011
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boogler

a person who speaks too much and inappropriately in every situation, ignoring the surrounding circumstances (ALWAYS humorous)
Milo would not stop telling this kid that Santa Clause is not real.

What a BOOGLER!
by Lydiak3 September 8, 2007
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boogernovski

A top Aussie Battler who is rather handy (if not too handy) with a machine gun. Is also rather handy with the rifle. Has often been spotted feeding steriods to his zucchini's.
Watch out boogernovski is in south house with a mp40!
by christerrela September 21, 2006
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BoogerRed

A warehouseman that pisses and moans about everything.
by Groz October 3, 2006
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Nicotine Booger

Smoke a cigarette through your nose, then after finishing the cigarette insert the finger of your choice into the nostril of your choice pick a booger, then eat it.
by gburn2219 December 6, 2009
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Intown Wooly-booger

A young yuppie male who sports a full beard, ungroomed bushy hair, carries a backpack, wears hiking apparel, and many long scarves...even in the summer. You will find this male breed deep in the heart of major cities, drinking starbucks and texting on iphones.
Dude 1: Hey, gimme a dollar so I can give it to that homeless guy....

Dude 2: Screw you, he ain't homeless, he's just an intown wooly-booger wearing LL Bean...
by DLJackson January 10, 2009
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three-fingered booger

a legal case that a lawyer cannot bring to an end or otherwise get rid of despite great effort and expense. Such a case usually loses the attorney money, harms his/her reputation, and has little social value.
First my opposing counsel would not be reasonable, then my client would not be reasonable and now, after we have finally reached an agreement, the judge refuses to accept or reject our proposal. This case is a three-fingered booger!
by wouldaben December 18, 2010
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