frustration boner

a frustration boner usually happens when someone is losing at any kind of event, such as a video game. your testosterone is quickly channeled into your penis, causing you to sport a brand new boner fueled by your angry testosterone rush.

after i got stuck with a grenade in halo, i was forced to excuse myself from the game to relieve my frustration boner.

by davidthemurderer January 27, 2006

popping boners

to get an erection

dude i just popped a boner

by a'non'y'mous January 25, 2004

Breakdown Boner

The practically orgasmic uncorking of spontaneous joy from listening to a hardcore breakdown.

When we were in the car jamming out to "You Already Know What You Are" by ADTR, Taylor got a phone call and had to turn it off, and thus totally killed my Breakdown Boner.

by A4estonfire April 25, 2010

adrenaline boner

a boner from doing exiting things like getting a new console, skydiving, zip lining over revenes, sudden drops in an airplane, or getting to a fight

person 1: dude, i had a giant adrenaline boner from skydiving yesterday, it was rock hard
person 2: nice!

by thesmartjew March 17, 2016

Toner Boner

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.

Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.

by Mardel March 10, 2021

eco-boner

The reaction an eco-friendly male experiences when they come into contact with eco-friendly technology or lust item.

This new cell phone made entirely out of bamboo give the San Fran guys an eco-boner

by JamieSeguin June 26, 2007

Boner jaw

A bitch woman who gives you a hard time.

That boner jaw needs to learn to shut her fucking mouth.

by Boss Bonus December 14, 2019