Bob On

1. This is when you get a random erection.

or

2. When joking with your mates.
(also see 'Marley')

1. "OMG i have a Bob On, i hope no one sees!"

2. "OMG i just gold stared Run to the Hills on Rock Band, i have such a Bob On!"

by SGregz October 27, 2008

bob

abbreviation of bobvious...a pedantic individual who seeks recognition by splitting hairs over the most minor gramatical or logical error. does not realise noone likes a smartarse. due to personality is generally unsuccesful with ladies but not for want of trying...sleazy does it. likes girls with hippo hips as they present a larger target for his greasy tail and their cute little trotters fit better into his wellies for that...'noone gets away from mr tumnus' booty fuck. stares like hes trying to read a newspaper in another solar system. q' what does bob bring with him on the secod date?....a' everything....if u know him hes probably sat shirtless on your sofa trying to get next to your missus RIGHT now!

jo, i'm hurt, how can u not remember bob!!!

coz ur bobnoxious............bobviously

by gazzamongo August 5, 2006

bob

bob is a wasteful person and will most likely be homeless he has a lower IQ than a kevin if you see a smart bob kill them immediately because there most likely planning to make kfc run out of chicken again or hacking everyone's nocia bricks so truly evil but he can only be killed by zoomer humor because all bobs think millennials are stupid and cant do anything another possible way is to say ok boomer to him.

look at that bob

by killtheminions November 30, 2019

BOB

bond over bitches

you and someone else know a bitch yes? why not bond over it. become friends by BOB.

by troubled child July 8, 2017

The bobs

To have the runs/diarrhoea

Oh no I've got The bobs again!

by Keiff April 20, 2007

bob

Aryan in nature being used to name kings and royalty. Meaning better than the rest. Saintly in nature. Saint Robert of England was the first to use the name and from then on only royalty used the name.

King Bob was given saintly hood from the ryal churches of england

by Bob April 7, 2005

bob

Bitter Old Bitch (Bitter old Bag)

BOB not PMS.BOB is a life style.you cant take midol to make you a nicer person.your bitter 24/7

by itsmee143 May 24, 2006