blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, please sit down and read Heroes of Olympus. You’ll thank me afterwards.

Jason Grace=Blonde Superman

by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021

Monet Blonde

A girl that looks good from a distance, but when you get close up, you observe that the brushstrokes are somewhat crudely assembled. A work of art she is not.

I thought I saw a gorgeous chick the other day, but she was a disappointing Monet blonde when she crossed over the road.

by wizzerman February 23, 2012

blond hoe

A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.

Lady: Did you see what Britney did?
Lady 2: Ya, jerking off that guy, she is such a blond hoe!

by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017

Blackout Blonde

A nice way to say gray hair.

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.

by HairGenius September 30, 2013

Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.

Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde

by 6 ft Blonde July 27, 2013

Dumb blonde

Person with blonde hair and is slow, confused a lot, bubbly, and pretty. If you are a blonde and you are looking this up you are most likely a dumb blonde.

Teacher: “why is water blue class?”
Blonde: “because it’s a reflection of the sky”

Teacher: “SARA YOU’RE SUCH A DUMB BLONDE”

by Thedumestblond May 9, 2020

Marmalade blonde

A ginger haired person

That's not a carrot top its a marmalade blonde

by DeepSmart July 17, 2009