bible study

Slang for having sexual activity with someone & using the excuse of being religious, preferably with someone with the name of Jordan.

'Hey, I've got bible study tonight with Jordan.'
'Sorry Jasmine & Seazer, but my bible study with Jordan is far more important than feeding the homeless.'

by Awesomality January 2, 2014

bileg

ugly ass bitch who hates all of his friends

Hey, look at that kid over there
Ugh no, his name is bileg.

by dicklover12345lover March 14, 2022

Pink Bible

Another term used for vagina. Can be used when talking about sex and religion.

Did you hear about the local pastor's sex scandal?

No, what.

I heard he left an offering in her pink bible.

by Reddhawks August 27, 2012

bondusterous biglebong

A person whom is stupid and a downright asshole.
Has no friends and is generally just an annoying person.

Wow, Friendish is such a bondusterous biglebong.

by Jigglysnuff December 17, 2018

Performative Bible

criminal-mafia republicans tweeting pious garbage to distract from being terrible

Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"

by Uncle Joosie December 28, 2020

The Bible

An egotistical autobiography that could be fiction.

Church: "Did you read The Bible"
Priest: "yes"

by anonymous January 25, 2021

pop bible

typically refers to pop musical records that revolutionized the pop genre, won record-setting awards and feats, or features the biggest hits of the musician that released it; or it could be all three. Pop bibles are meant to represent what it means to create a truly perfect and iconic pop album.

some examples include "Thriller" by Michael Jackson and "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry.

I never realized how big Taylor Swift's 1989 was, surely a pop bible.

by Gagatondraa August 29, 2023