The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get submerged in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly indefinitely). Like a beached whale.
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Also known as a "big, freaking brick wall of steel", Bachelorism refers to the state of being single and desperately needing to get married. The word originated from the YouTube documentary titled "Muslim Bachelorism" in which a Muslim-American youth struggles for companionship.
"I feel like my life is this road, and there's this big, freaking, brick-wall of steel, and it's called bachelorism."
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when hersh was taking the sats, steph called and said "hersh my vagina is bloody, bring me a tampon" so hersh got up, went to a&p, bought some tampax, brought it her, and left. then two days later, after hersh finishes doing all of stephs homework, and finishes walking her dog and cleaning up its shit with his bare hands, he is at his grandmas funeral when steph calls and says, "hersh im done with this tampon, come throw it out for me. hersh runs to his car, goes up in the bathroom grabs the tampon, rubs it on his cock because that is the closest his cock will ever come to her pussy and then throws it out.
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