dingo berries

The absolute bomb. Imagine shrooms, combined with heroin, with a slight dash of cocaine to finish it off. That's how good this stuff is! It is Australian made. Hard to come by and absolutly enjoyable. If you find some of this, inject/sniff/smoke that shit immediately! DO NOT SHARE! Go cannibal if you are forced to share, eat that mofo who wants some of that!

Guy: Dude! I got some dingo berries!
Other Guy: Awesome man! Can I get some of that?
Guy: Dude, I love you and all, but if you touch my dingoberries, I will fucking eat you!

by Jamecyln April 28, 2010

crunch berries

The resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to anus hair and have therefore become dehydrated.

Because of his coarse anal hair, Fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down

by Zack March 26, 2004

berries and cream quatro

berries and cream quatro!! a friend group of Gianna, Sofia, Jenette, and Amie!! As one of the members, I can say we are pretty awesoem

“berries and cream quatro is amazing!!”

by gianna ^^ November 10, 2021

Berrito

A Berrito is a pile of soiled socks that were used for masturbation.

Dude, is that a Berrito behind your laundry basket? Gross.

by inb4kickedfromchat March 20, 2011

barrie foodland

Barrie Foodland is a grocery store located in Barrie, ON.It has to try harder than other grocery stores, cuz of how small it is.Barrie Foodland over compensates with silly promotions and carry-out service.u may be trampled by old ladies rushing to the nearest sale display or the single bathroom in the store.For late hours, expect a parade of drunken skanks, douche bags, junkies, gangstas, stoners, homeless people and crazies who just got their disability cheques.Expect abrupt half-assed fake laughs if u try telling a joke. Don't even think about mentioning the weather to a cashier, unless u want to get shanked with a pair of scissors or bludgeoned by a belt divider. At the very least, they may spit in ur face.The Deli and Bakery section are crammed into a corner, and consist of 3 easy-bake ovens, picnic table, a pedestal sink, and surprisingly a bread slicer.To slice deli meat, the deli staff have to use actual knives instead of a meat slicer.If u want bread, look in the old, stolen A&P cart.The meat section is the best in town, but is run by murderers, public masturbators, pedos and rapists. Don't buy the ground beefAs for the produce section, it sucks. Customers don't come for the bananas,they come for The produce manager and his right hand man: a world class singer and the legend.A scavenger hunt for u: Look over the brown doors when standing away from the bathroom. Shit bricks. Hug the grocery manager.

Barrie Foodland Cashier 1: What are you working today?

Cashier 2: 3:30 - 6:30

cashier 1: That sucks

by Jesusisawesomesauce May 24, 2011

Berreta

It is an Argentinian idiom, it means that something is of low quality, false, falsified or not original.

That watch looks like berreta, it's an imitation

by Blurmentalt50 December 4, 2019

Jersey Barrier

Encountering fecal matter during anal sex typically resulting in discontinuing the act.

(a) There's been a terrible accident!
(b) Oh shit! What happened?
(a) Exactly! Tom ran into a Jersey Barrier. He was fuckin' Katie in the ass and she frosted his dick!

by jxmoth September 27, 2011