chest beater

A retard,one who beats chest like a retard

That chest beater, window licking bastard, wears a helmet when riding the short bus.

by mandingo 17050 October 8, 2005

Nature's Wife Beater

The result of wearing a tank top out in the sun on the first really nice day of Spring. When you remove the shirt, it still looks like you are wearing a pasty white wife beater tank top.

Who's that douchebag sporting a nature's wife beater?

by Otterbein Jon May 24, 2010

Salt beater

1) when you have sex with a girl and then you put salt in her eyes. Then you beat the shit out of her.

Can you believe that guy, he is a salt beater?

His girlfriend was all beat up because he is a salt beater.

He is always sure to have salt with him because he is a salt beater

by notasaltbeaterbecauseitsbad February 24, 2009

egg beater

A implement used for a horrific level of sodomisation, characteristically used by a person of authority to chastigate someone of poor discipline. Typically electric unless brute force is used

I'm nervous about facing the exclusion board. What if one of them bends me over and fucks me with an egg beater?

by Jeremy Kindler November 9, 2006

Extreme Necro Wife Beater

It is when you fuck your wife so hard up the ass that her intestantts fall out and she dies,you continue to fuck here then throw her down the stairs,then fuck her some more.You fowollow that up by stealing her wallet and runing away.

I live in mexico because I am a Extreme Necro Wife beater and I dont want to be charged with murder.

by John Greco May 16, 2006

bongo beater

Black Africans who beat bongos in their spare time when they manage to get a break from being internet football experts

I won't be donating money to bongo beaters

by purpleponce April 16, 2020

my behated

another way of saying “my beloved”

“Goodbye, my behated.”

by amongussussy April 18, 2021