beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

by DTB4 April 5, 2018

Better Alon3

‘ a individual who gets hurt all the time and realizes that it’s better for them to be alone.

“ I’m better alon3 , leave me alone”.

by kaibando. March 29, 2022

betterboogergum

i wrote to show how much better than you at everything mostly at games, you little spammer.

(found him in games :o)

by writing betterboogergum you are showing how much better you are than this person right now.

by h4nt8i_real May 10, 2022

betterkevin

the act if being just 10 quadrillion times better than anybody named kevin.

Kevin: Im so much better than you no cap.
Person who is better than kevin: IM BETTERKEVIN!!!!1!!1!1
Kevin who is worse than Person who is better than kevin: OMG!1!!!1! NO WAY HOW?!??!?!?1!?!!??/1/? IM GOING TO DIE OMG OMG OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies of being worse than Person who is better than kevin*

by betterkevin July 9, 2022

betterkevin

THE ACT OF BEING BETTER KEVIN

kevin: IM BETTER NO CAP
PERSON WHO IS BETTER THAN KEVIN: NO IM BETTERKEVIN
kevin: WHAT NO WAY HOW OMG WHAT IM DEAD NOW AHHHHHHHH *explodes because he is worse than person who is better than kevin*

by betterkevin July 9, 2022

Better

I wouldn't say better but...

Hym "Oh, I'm not much of an orator but you know what they say about orators: 'As long as they are poor the state and the people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public's funds, the conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people, and attack the democracy' ~ Aristophanes. Not that I'm the biggest fan of democracy... But I am an archetypal figure and multiple people have been intimated into the culture in their peripheral association to me. And, as a diagnostician, I'm like 2 for 2 over here. So, I wouldn't say 'better' but I'm sure I would do a pretty good job." 🤷

by Hym Iam August 7, 2022

Better Brian

This is the guy you want on your team. A common slang term the nice guy everyone wants to be friends with

Dude we have to invite Better Brian.

by Weallknow2Briansinlife January 27, 2023