Beaters

Your hands that you use to beat your meat.

Don't touch me with your beaters!

by Jokes4losers January 30, 2017

Budget Beater

A budget beater is a car that you buy for an insanely low amount because the car has many problems but it still runs, for now. You put absolutely no money into the car and drive it until it dies-hopefully no less than six months.

Him: Dude - what's up with the car you bought? it's like three different colors.

Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2020

Bandit Beater

Low effort RPGs that involve killing many of a specific mob, earning stronger stats (whether it is from "levels", equipment, or other advancement obtained from a repeated task) before progressing to kill a stronger mob, obtaining even stronger gear, and rinse and repeat.

person 1: i spent way too much money on this bandit beater of a game
person 2: ok

by fedunct January 27, 2024

beater

A compound word of beach and hater, referring to those who hate going to the beach.

Does John wanna go to the beach?

No, he's a beater.

by totallyadude January 10, 2021

Bannana Beater

Slang tern for a Brazilian made vehicle in poor condition/repair,

The car is sold as/is it's just a regular BANNANA BEATER.

by truckin snowman November 4, 2018

Buzzer Beater

This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...

Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...

by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023

Chicken Beater

Chicken beater beats chickens, that's it

Why are you beating chickens chicken beater

by Koopa1928 September 4, 2018