Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).
-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?
-Probably!
-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
-Probably!
-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016
Get the beating penismug. The instrumental and/or electronic accompaniment to a hip hop track, which has been produced on any number of step sequencing programs (usually Fl Studio or Fruityloops) without the assistance of a MIDI keyboard or any other kind of external hardware... other than the mouse.
by GannonCannon October 6, 2008
Get the Mouse Beatmug. A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!
The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.
The game ends in a number of possible ways:
- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.
The game ends in a number of possible ways:
- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
by greaver05 March 19, 2011
Get the beat the bartendermug. When your friend leaves you to go on holiday, then when they get back you proceed to give them the amount of punches for the amount of days they were away for.
by She yeh very May 21, 2019
Get the holiday beatsmug. by hugemongus March 21, 2019
Get the Beat the pitamug. by momoney?moproblems March 22, 2009
Get the wicked beatmug. Cops, in groups of 2-5, that are randomly walking the city streets like that of New Haven, CT keeping the peace & looking for trouble.
"You see those beat walkers on the prowl?"
"Yeah, there's 3 of em on the corner, comin down the street."
"Yeah, there's 3 of em on the corner, comin down the street."
by ButtaFly Bex December 31, 2013
Get the beat walkermug.