brandon baby

A major mac daddy, and spits major game. if you want to learn how to steal girls hearts then just be a brandon baby.

wow, that guy is such a brandon baby.
you make me melt like a brandon baby.

by catieee December 15, 2007

yer baby

"Yer baby" is a hilariously bad MS Paint drawing by Ringo Starr (The Beatles). It features a man sticking out his tongue saying "yer baby." It can be seen on Ringo Starr's art website.

I'm using yer baby as my phone background now, I love it so much.

by queephlosion August 17, 2017

Record baby

A baby spinning on a record screaming at the top of his lungs

The record baby is so loud I can't hear the fucking song

by Abchannel12 May 04, 2023

baby wiping

The act of licking your partners butthole after they had just taken a shit.

Mark was about to get in the shower when his partner gave him a good baby wiping instead.

by Oreogobbler January 15, 2018

baby chode

also pronounced (Baybay choad),
a tiny pp, cock, penis thats very unsatisfying usually about the size of a spider leg

chris
"why didnt you fuck her"

Justin zuk
"because she said she didnt like my baby chode"

by babyzuk April 02, 2009

baby ball's

Someone who acts like they got baby balls or is scared to do something

Dude stop being a baby ball's nigga and just do it

by willyblunt June 07, 2009

tumor baby

A C-section baby

Sally: Happy Birthday Tim!
Tim: Actually I'm a tumor baby.
Sally: Sworry, Happy Removal day Tim!

by classiccowz February 03, 2018