bum smuggler 

Long sweaters worn by obese womean to hide the actual size of their ass.

A woman who hides her true obesity by wearing long sweaters draped over her fat ass.

Alice wore a bum smuggler on her date to hide her big ass.

That girl has a fine face, but I think she is a bum smuggler.

bum smuggler by cheeks1128 February 5, 2010

bum toffee 

shit. the brown stuff.

Want some bum toffee?

bum toffee by Mr Poo November 1, 2006

bum lay 

someone who is bad in bed.
ie...just lays theres, cannot take a hint,
refuses to follow suggestions, a person you would
never sleep w/ again.

i slept with this guy last night, && omg, he was such a bum lay.

bum lay by lustnpixxxiedust March 21, 2008

bum boy 

A young male who is often seen limping the morning after

That bum boy took a big one last night

bum boy by Edward Lyne September 23, 2005

Bum Cum Dribble 

when a person has anal sex and when he ejaculates it dribbles down to her vagina

Dufwace:Arghh dude you were conceived by bum cum dribble

Bum Cum Dribble by MARK BANNER March 31, 2009

bum chunder 

a rapid and violent excretion as as a result of drinking in excess .

often described as a hangover shit : picture your bum throwing up .

essentially a nightmare for shared toilets .

-"i just saw Commi running down the corridor with a look of sheer panic on her face".

-"too right , she went out last night, that'll be the first BUM CHUNDER of today . lets hope she makes it to the loos" .

bum chunder by lanky83 January 15, 2011

bum fudgicals 

Bits of poo you find in your pants which you never knew about

I found some treasure in my boxers , I took them off and found some bum fudgicals, fantastic

bum fudgicals by mitch00uk April 1, 2015