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Shield bug

A kind of stink insect. Shield bugs have glands in their thorax which produce a polluted liquid (semen). This liquid is used to ruin purity and virginity in female primates. The face of the shield bug is made of plaster of Paris, and has no known function. Bandages impregnated with shield bug larva have zero added medicinal benefit and may retard healing processes. However, smearing shield bug antennae onto knuckles is an effective treatment for peripheral nerve damage.
Shield bugs have also been used to smuggle cocaine across the Mexico-U.S. border. Cocaine powder is mixed with shield bug ejaculant and sculpted. On May 12, 2009, a 7.6 pound crucifix cocaine sculpture was affixed to the back of a shield bug and successfully transported across the border.
The shield bug skin is sometimes worn in Boxborough, PA as a dress shirt for less casual occasions.
As Dean attempted to squeeze into a pair of 28W slimmer-leg jeans, he hopped backwards and unintentionally smashed a fucking shield bug into the granite floor.

Marge: “Hey Joe, look at that shield bug!”
Joe: “Prick.”

Haggs was considered a major player, until a shield bug finger fucked his fiancée.
by Shawn Fennerty March 9, 2011
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sonar bug

A sonar bug is a bug that has echolocation and sonar capabilities. It may also refer to someone who is lanky and tall, talking non stop and very loudly, akin to a sonar bug.
Alexander found a sonar bug in the woods.
Alexander is such a sonar bug, smh.
by GooseTM November 26, 2021
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snug as a bug in a rug

When someone gets in a very confortable and safe position or place.
usually used to define in a funny way when the kid feels great laying in a bed to sleep.
little Annie is in bed, she's snug as a bug in a rug.
by Lliliany March 5, 2007
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Hayli Bug

A nickname usually for someone named "Hayli" or any other spelling of that name. Means she is very shy at first, but outgoing. She loves her family and friends more than anything and she likes to just have fun!
by blondie2010 April 24, 2009
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Snicker Bug

A term of endearment for a very cute, amazing, funny person
Elias is being such a Snicker Bug, hiding behinbd that tree!
by Lovin3434! July 11, 2021
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Squish bug

The dropping of the nut sack on any surface creating a sound similar to a fap
I took wills phone and did squish bug on it.
by Squishbuglover August 17, 2015
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the stink bug

A sexual position , the man sqauts down and the women sits on the mans lap, while he enters her ass hole, while the man hops around the room,
Linda are you up for the doing the stink bug tonight
by mitch00uk March 28, 2015
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