Dude 1: I need a gum so bad!
Dude 2: yeah, bro you have costco breath!
Dude 1: I know! But all the food samples at costco were good!
Dude 2: yeah, bro you have costco breath!
Dude 1: I know! But all the food samples at costco were good!
by Kandeez May 28, 2010
Safe Breath is the practice of wearing a face mask usually followed by people with a sense of social conscious. Practicing Safe Breath is patronizing businesses that require face masks in public retail spaces and boycotting those that do not.
I used to shop there but they don't Practice Safe Breath, so I vote with my money and shop where Safe Breath is practiced.
by ilookmarvlus July 15, 2020
Grandpa: Why don't the kids like to talk to me?
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath
by Chelseafc10 March 29, 2017
Janine came to the house and ate pancakes, sipped tea in the parlor, played frisbee, read poetry, gargled balls, enjoyed personal time then departed. I should add that she had quite the hint of ballsack breath.
by Ballsoup49 May 23, 2013
If you are in a meeting with Jeff, sit two chairs over because he always has some serious Lazarus-breath going.
by Doritos Breath October 14, 2009
by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016
When you cough near someone you fucking hate, hoping they will catch the corona virus or at least a life threatening illness because you hate them so much that you'd rather jump of a cliff instead of being around them.
by shalomjackiesonenightstand April 24, 2020