country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole

I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.

by the t3 February 28, 2025

Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!

by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018

special blessing

(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.

Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.

by RemyLinguist February 19, 2023

Blessing

A girl that’s in love with a boy on the other side of the conty, that has many disgusting experiences with other guys. Heard Blessings awazi new boyfriend treats more than great there love is magical and that her ex and all her old tings are a bunch of clowns.

Blessing the one that went out with that bum

by sosababyyyy April 22, 2021

Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila

by Brosmagma May 23, 2018

Gentleman's Blessing

When someone sneezes on am exposed set of testicles.

I was asleep at my uncle's house, woke up and caught him giving me a gentleman's blessing.

by the t3 February 28, 2025

Blessing

A Blessing is someone who has a deadly waist line and likes corey someone.

I think she is a Blessing beacuse she has a deadlyyy waistline

by abcdefgeverybodyknowimthemfg April 25, 2022