I just can't seem to find time to get my tummy flat and keep you satisfied hunky.. Gonna have to do some more bj situps if you don't mind?
by Scrappy012482 March 22, 2016
Brake Job and Boob Squeeze.
When you are someone's car person and help them with all their basic vehicle maintenance, nothing is ever for free.
When you are someone's car person and help them with all their basic vehicle maintenance, nothing is ever for free.
Person: Oh man, I failed safety inspection this year because they said my breaks are worn out. I need help.
Their car person: Don't worry, I'll swing by later for BJ and BS. I'll be done before your husband gets home this time.
Person: That would be great! I wish my husband knew his way around a garage.
Their car person: Don't worry, I'll swing by later for BJ and BS. I'll be done before your husband gets home this time.
Person: That would be great! I wish my husband knew his way around a garage.
by Phil Ashios May 24, 2024
A blowjob given after consuming a sleeve of saltine crackers.
Also known as "cracker barrel" "cracker chowder" and "cottonmouth bj"
Also known as "cracker barrel" "cracker chowder" and "cottonmouth bj"
by SparkleSmartyPants June 23, 2018
A sex act in which the male or female performs fellatio on their partner. With one partner kneeling, the other partner stands to one side of them, with their crotch facing their partner who is kneeling. The kneeling partner dips their head forward looking toward the ground, then in the direction of the standing partner, so that only half of their face (and one eye) is visible to their partner. From the perspective of the "blow(ee)", their partner below looks like a flounder at the bottom of the sea.
He looked her in the eye while she was giving him The Flounder BJ.
While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.
While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.
by TheOneAndOnlyBowser July 23, 2019
When you're getting head from a girl and she gets some acid reflux, causing a pleasurable sensation on the tip of your penis.
by Itain'tObeeezy January 24, 2025
A collagen injection in the lips that make a person with a small face have disproportionately large O shaped lips.
by wfukradio October 09, 2023
Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.
by binfirebaddies June 04, 2025