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Doom Bass

The Doom Bass is an urban myth of sorts. For a lack of first hand experience here is a shortened version of the myth:

One day, about 20 years ago, Jimmy, a student in an AP Calculus AB class, tried to convince his teacher that the derivative was just a point on a function. Infuriated, his teacher plotted.

It was a dark and stormy night when it happened. Around 3 AM the sound of the door bell resonated throughout his house and Jimmy walked down stairs. He opened the door and before he even knew what hit him, he was on the ground. Time and time again, his teacher smacked him over the head with a freshly thawed fish. The odor could be smelt from miles away.

The student returned to the class the following day. Although his head was bruised, he had read his textbook and now he knew the definition of the derivative. Appalled at his bruised condition, a fellow classmate asked him "what happened to you." He turned his head slowly and said.."it was the Doom Bass."

Thus the Doom Bass Was born
Don't be an idiot in Calculus or you will be beaten by the Doom Bass
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(beɪs steɪn) Visible patches of sweat on a shirt caused by excessive perspiration as a result of a gentleman raging too hard at a dubstep Soirée. Recreational drug use can increase the size of the bass-stain
Mike had the craziest bass-stains after Electric Forest. He must have had a good time
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The healing element of bass music. Can be delivered through a variety of media; Sound systems, headphones, LSD, etc.
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The area below the bass but before the ass crack
it was so hot i could feel the sweat in my bass crack
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noun

1 A Being who spreads positive vibes

2 One who enjoys music with bass

3 A good friend
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3. Jessica is a BASS BAELIEN cause she really had my back when I grieved the loss of my Dad.
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A real man generally named josh. they push/pull the bass drum for a band up a large hill because the pit memebers are too small in numbers to do it themselves. This is what you call a real man. he will help with whatever you ask him. he got tendonitis from being a football linemen and being a dumbass.
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Bass boob

When a seated bass player holds the bass so close, a bulge of boob forms over the dip in the bass
Oh my gosh do you see how big his bass boob is!
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