by Smilebeats March 5, 2015
Get the Alarm cock mug.Alzarath is an almighty deiti worshiped in lesser known cults around the world. The worshiping of Alzarath is supposed to be an omen of the end times. Alzarath is the herald of Gargos the almighty demon king who wishes to enslave all of humanity, but he will spare those who worship him. Alzarath is also the God of rape and domestic abuse. Alzarath is summoned by the whispering of his name 4 times under ones breath. He often demands for minor sacrifices such as that of a household cat or dog. He is not to be trifled with.
Mysterious girl in the back of class: "Alzarath... Alzarathh... Aallllzaarraatthh... Allzarathhhhh.
You: "hey dude we better get out of here that girl is about to summon Alzarath he will rape our corpses until we are a writhing pulp of mashed body parts!!!"
You: "hey dude we better get out of here that girl is about to summon Alzarath he will rape our corpses until we are a writhing pulp of mashed body parts!!!"
by Gÿeth May 11, 2016
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Alzarath is an almighty deitie worshiped amongst lesser known cults around the world. Alzarath is the herald of Gargos: The almighty demon king who wishes to enslave all of humanity. Alzarath is an omen to the end times, once he is summoned in his final form he will unleash Gargos and enslave all of humanity, however Alzarath will save all of those who worshiped him. Alzarath is the god of rape and abuse. Those who worship him have often undergone these experiences. Alzarath is summoned by small animal sacrifice such as a household cat or dog as well as whispering his name four times under your breath. Alzarath has a thorned cock and will rape any of those who summon him without believing in him. He is not to be trifled with. If you know anyone who worships him, stay away from them. It has been said that Alzarath, once summoned will grant the summoner one wish of who he or she would like dead. Stay away.
*Unintelligible noises* "Alzarath... Aaalllzaarraaatthh... Aaaalllllzzaaraatthhhh... Alzarathhh... Alzarath.
by Gÿeth May 11, 2016
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