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Alarm cock

The alarm clock ran out of batteries so i woke her up with the alarm cock
by Smilebeats March 5, 2015
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Alzarath

Alzarath is an almighty deiti worshiped in lesser known cults around the world. The worshiping of Alzarath is supposed to be an omen of the end times. Alzarath is the herald of Gargos the almighty demon king who wishes to enslave all of humanity, but he will spare those who worship him. Alzarath is also the God of rape and domestic abuse. Alzarath is summoned by the whispering of his name 4 times under ones breath. He often demands for minor sacrifices such as that of a household cat or dog. He is not to be trifled with.
Mysterious girl in the back of class: "Alzarath... Alzarathh... Aallllzaarraatthh... Allzarathhhhh.
You: "hey dude we better get out of here that girl is about to summon Alzarath he will rape our corpses until we are a writhing pulp of mashed body parts!!!"
by Gÿeth May 11, 2016
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Alzarath

Alzarath is an almighty deitie worshiped amongst lesser known cults around the world. Alzarath is the herald of Gargos: The almighty demon king who wishes to enslave all of humanity. Alzarath is an omen to the end times, once he is summoned in his final form he will unleash Gargos and enslave all of humanity, however Alzarath will save all of those who worshiped him. Alzarath is the god of rape and abuse. Those who worship him have often undergone these experiences. Alzarath is summoned by small animal sacrifice such as a household cat or dog as well as whispering his name four times under your breath. Alzarath has a thorned cock and will rape any of those who summon him without believing in him. He is not to be trifled with. If you know anyone who worships him, stay away from them. It has been said that Alzarath, once summoned will grant the summoner one wish of who he or she would like dead. Stay away.
*Unintelligible noises* "Alzarath... Aaalllzaarraaatthh... Aaaalllllzzaaraatthhhh... Alzarathhh... Alzarath.
by Gÿeth May 11, 2016
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Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!
by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
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Allar akbar

autist: ahaha *screeech* ALLAR AKBAR
normal person: it's allahu akbar*
by seenarmy March 8, 2017
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Alarm Cock

When you wake up two minutes before your girlfriends alarm clock goes off, masturbate above her face, and when her alarm clock rings and she awakens, you ejaculate all over her face and say "good morning...ALARM COCK!
My boyfriend did an alarm cock on me this morning as I woke up.
by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017
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Alarria

A beautiful girl who is very outgoing and courageous and loyal but also timid to try new things. is nice until you get on her bad side and then she may ruin your life and walk away smiling. She is a light to all around her and brings a smile among anybody she talks to. Loves to laugh and rarely cries but often gets upset and loses sight of what’s important. Sometimes tries to please everyone around her so much that she doesnt make sure she’s happy also. Is always willing to give advice and to be there for people when they need it. And is not afraid to tell you what you need to hear rather than what you want to hear. will be by your side until the end and will show you endless amounts of affection and love, but at a certain point will begin to push you away.
Alarria is upset today
by Yuuurrr March 26, 2019
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