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asomane

asomane, a top tier soundcloud producer that’s in the underground scene.
wow, did you hear asomane’s new best?! it’s so good
by asomane September 25, 2022
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assmauled

To berate, and chew out members of your party with crass, class and dignity.
“Man, Donald Trump completely assmauled the press Corp during his briefing!”
by Siradrian1911 September 26, 2022
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assany

whore
assany been like that since he was born
by kin2smoove April 2, 2023
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assCandler

Someone who uses their rectum to drip melted wax and fill the contents of, then cleverly placing a wick down the center to make it work correctly, before it dries. Once dry, producing the candle, for a friend. Oftentimes, a pair of forceps would be recommended (for ass expansion assistance purposes). Please do not try this at home and if you do, you have been WARNED: this will burn the shit out of you, literally!

IN A METAPHORIC SENSE:
This is the idea of one who makes ass candles for others. Simply put: it is something given to someone that The giver thinks it is of worth and the receiver finds useless of repulsive; its not done in sarcasm nor humor alone, if humor is present, the humor would be accompanied by Spite or jealousy, often in comparison to the gifts conjured up by a narcissist and/or foe, or enemy, but not limited to. A shitty way of showing care toward someone they have reason to care about, yet they are either aware or unaware of how this idea comes across to the receiver. It is obviously not that somebody pours hot wax into the rectum but it is a way of calling somebody such, in order to properly describe them!
My aunt is so unpersonalized and careless it's not that she's cheap she has money but she just doesn't give a shit about any of us, instead she kind of shits on us for Christmas, she's such an assCandler. Like anyone wants this!
by Thynx_Twyyx@phyraxathon February 6, 2024
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Asmani

One with the name Asmani is kind-hearted, and Pious. Gentle but can be sassy, generous when with others especially if in need of help, passionate about their goals, beautiful on the outside and inside, loves going outside but is an introvert, and friendly but antisocial. The name Asmani is derived from Arabic origin, and is used amongst Muslims.
girl 1: Have you met Asmani? Shes so nice!
by s4fi November 19, 2023
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Assanti

it's such a damn freakin cute name and if u got this name ur so incredibly lucky if u have a friend called Assanti, girl ur lucky

Assanti means the universe.
Assanti is a caring loving obedient girl.
Assanti= the world
by idk bruhhh November 24, 2023
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Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.
Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know
by Grandpa assbanger August 25, 2013
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