assburners disease

The result or aftermath of when you have eaten too many spicy items.

I ate too many jalapenos and now I have assburners disease.

by Cadii 22 May 31, 2010

asscusations

when you make an ass out of yourself trying to blame others or call someone out

Swizz - "Hey Pip why did you eat my leftovers from Changs?"

Pip - "You ate it when we got back from the bar last night, quit making asscusations"

by jiggoswizzle July 19, 2011

asseurysm

The act of twerking so much that you have a aneurysm

Laquasha: DOCTOR DOCTOR HELP I CANT STOP TWERKING!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry Laquasha but you have an asseurysm.

by Urmom123 March 31, 2014

Assface

like buttface, JUST BETTER!!

oh man my brother is such an assface, he won't get me Taco Bell even though he's already there and owes me 4 dollars

by areyoukiddingme08 February 4, 2015

assburgers

Ass burgers is an ep on South Park the episode is basically a joke about people with the actual syndrome(aspergers)

Cartman: NO! I have assburgers!
Docter: Its asper-
Cartman: ASSBURGERS!

by Though bug May 21, 2018

Asscube

The product of taking ice cubes and inserting them into one’s anus for sexual purposes.

Jessie: Dude, last night I totally got distracted by asscubes. I didn’t mean to blow you off.

Paul: Girl, Surgeon General says that you shouldn’t do that too much or it’ll mess with your anal sphincter.

by Jessmess May 20, 2019

Infant Assault

1) The Assault of a small child between the ages of zero days old and one year(s) of age.

2) The act of punching a baby.

3) The destruction of a small child

Im so pissed I could commit Infant Assault.

Dane: That sound makes me want to punch an infant.

by Mrchace January 22, 2009