asses and elbows

To be caught by a supervisor goofing off. Not doing any work. Purposefully standing around not being productive.

Hey. What the hell is with all the asses and elbows (a&e)? Let's get to to work here.

by victorzulu November 29, 2010

assesty

Alternative to "honesty", with the additional meaning that it's even worth shit, which is not the case with most types of postings on te internet, no less (sometimes especially) upvoted ones.

In full assesty, I'd suggest you to shut the fuck up, or at least try to bother other asses who like it desperately.

by felixh June 6, 2017

assestasia

An expulsion of one’s lower intestinal gases that causes a person and or pet, to temporarily go into a comatose state.

My GF caused a 7.5 richter scale fart with a stink that caused the dog to go into assestasia.

by BJ Silvani-Matar February 4, 2025

asses in space

(N.) The best clan for the game Counter-Strike. A.I.S.

Hey, all the Asses In Space are gunna be at CBS later so I'm not going don't want to get my ass kicked.

by Pissed Off Polak December 6, 2003

assistive technology

Anything to help for ones pleasure.

Examples for assistive technology would be girls, guys, animals and machines.

by Josh mcalister December 18, 2008

Assistance Getting Around My Home

A way to ask for help.

X:It appears I need assistance getting around my home.
Y:Oh let me help you!

by PwnageTravesty June 4, 2011

Assertisement

When one advertises their ass to everyone.

"Look Doug, Mary is bending over again! That is good assertisement."

by AlexMPiatt December 7, 2011