A man who has such a microscopic penis that Asian men mistake it for a grain of rice
Wing Wong Says: Mhhh that grain of rice looks like Ashton's Penis
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Ashton is an amazing person whom people love. He won't tell people your secrets and he really loves cats. Ashton is gay, loves his friends and will protect everything he loves. He's an amazing person
Yo is that Ashton?

No it's my best friend
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The best guy to hang around until he gets a crazy idea that can get you in trouble. A really hot and smart troublemaker.
Hey, don't hang around the hot Isaac Ashton.
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Having sex with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it's Ashton Kutcher, everyone's favourite man crush.
Person 1: Dude, I totally fucked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve.

Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting

Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.

Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
by WaxCrayon February 24, 2011
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