Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021

Ankle biter

What Australians call kids
i'm not kidding

sniper:spy come get your ankle biter
spy:for the last time he's not my son
scout':tell that to my mom who you boin-
sniper:GET YO SON

by raybeez February 11, 2022

rag-ankle

Cobbled together out of a bunch of junk, slap-shod, barely holding together.

Adjective used in slang swears in Cape Breton, Canada.

(gesturing at your own beat-up car) Look at this rag-ankle piece of shit!

(gesturing at something you fixed up with duct tape and it's working but it's not very good) Look at this rag-ankle bullshit.

(enthustiastically swearing) By the rag-ankle fuck, ...

by howsshegoin February 12, 2022

Ankle bitter

someone who’s short or is annoying

you: little ankle bitter

by Vbzz.aliyah March 19, 2022

ankle grazer

dick so long it grazes dem ankles

“hey why r u so sore today babe?”
“because you worked me out last night with your ankle grazer.”

by janal2002 March 25, 2022

Broke her ankles

When he fucks you so good you can't walk.

Joe: Yo man last night I broke her ankles
Bob: Really

Joe: Yeah she ain't gonna be able to walk for a week

by Ponyo Biscuit Nugget December 29, 2020

Broke her ankles

When he fucks you so good you can't walk.

Joe: Yo man last night I broke her ankles
Bob: Really

Joe: Yeah she ain't gonna be able to walk for a week

by Ponyo Biscuit Nugget December 29, 2020