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absolute monkey

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020
mugGet the absolute monkeymug.

Bring the absolute fire

When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.
Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.
by AdamGgGg October 21, 2021
mugGet the Bring the absolute firemug.

Absolute Doofus

Someone who is a little bit stupid, but you don't want to tell them that so you say this instead as a "joke"
OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE DOOFUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
by Jaquavious The Alien™ August 31, 2025
mugGet the Absolute Doofusmug.

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