Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.

Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!

by weave March 24, 2003

Irish abortion

Binge drinking until you miscarry, as Irish women are forced to do because of their Catholic government.

"Ugh, I think I'm pregnant. Glad it's St. Paddy's; no one will know I'm giving myself an Irish abortion tonight."

by annies__boobs April 24, 2014

pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is Today’s sauce how May I help you?

Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by Persianpanda565 April 11, 2022

Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position

When the bottom partner assumes the fetal position and holds they're ankles while laying on their side, the top partner initiates coitus in an almost doggy style manner but sideways.

OMG I loved it when my boyfriend Chad did Aborted Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position with me! It was like being reborn!

by AJ Jawbreaker April 2, 2019

Irish Abortion

The preferred method of abortion in Ireland, where instead of getting an actual abortion, someone uppercuts the woman directly in the womb.

Dude 1: "Bro, Stacey called me last night and said she was pregnant with my kid, so I went over to her house and gave her an Irish abortion!"
Dude 2: Nice Bro!

by Jpen4 January 1, 2020

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by jabulile April 6, 2023

grammatical abortion

When a person disregards basically all rules of grammar in a passage they've spoken or written.

Teacher: "I would give this a 0; it's a good example of a full-on grammatical abortion"
Student: "Did you just use the expression 'grammatical abortion?!'" *laughs uncontrollably*

by Fyr211 March 13, 2021