battle axed

When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.

Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

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i ate the axe

An alternative way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (most commonly on Roblox text to speech games, like baer).

The_Bronzong: "i ate the axe"
Tessa: "Well damn"

by ShadowKilla5 and 7xx7 April 28, 2024

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Axe Murderer

The worst, most vicious, evil, brutal, wicked, and violent type of killer you could possibly encounter. A killer whose murders are brutal and wicked, often kills with either an axe, gun, or explosive device, and whose murders leave a wickedly gruesome, graphic, and messy scene as if the victim were chopped to pieces with an axe.

The murder scene was gruesome, wicked, and looked like the victim was chopped up and ripped apart with an axe. The victim was murdered by an axe murderer.

by He who knows11 March 26, 2022

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jack the axe wielder

jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking

person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome

by Iamjack July 2, 2022

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Axe-ice chill

A sent of Axe deodorant, it smells like frozen lemon and eucalyptus. A good sent, unto which a great many noble men seem to enjoy to thy fullest.

P1: Hey bro, I played Minecraft for 30 hours recently.
P2: good thing you have axe-ice chill deodorant to keep you fresher than a blue loli.
P1: indeed my fellow manly degenerate!

by Diiiamond April 7, 2022

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