susan haynes

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators

Susan Haynes is not a nice person

by Wildfires December 21, 2017

Susan Day!

Susan day is the anniversary of Amber discovering susan..mayer and it’s on the 2nd of december!

Oh my heavenly days! It’s Susan day!

by reallymarcia September 10, 2022

Nasty Susan

The act of ejaculating onto a toilet seat and having your sexual partner snort it off.

Babe I’m about bust don’t give me a Bent Benny give me a Nasty Susan

by Chad thundercock69 September 23, 2022

Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident

"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"

by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019

Susan

A Susan is the opposite of a Karen. She is leftist and will go ghetto on your ass as soon as look at you if you say something out of turn.

That Susan just busted open a can of whoop ass on that gun toting redneck.

by RyRyPaprika April 9, 2021

Jealous Susan

When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.

Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...

by Foxy McHound December 28, 2018

Susan

1. A woman many paygrades above a Karen. Not only does she want to see the Manager, she wants to control what time the Manager takes a dump wile they're at work.

2. Control freak. Victim. Narcissistic cunt.

3. Someone who fingers their sister

"omg did you see how Susan acted out after the Manager told her she couldn't have a lollipop?! Gosh she must still be pissed her sister didn't return the favour after she fingered her"

by SuzieQssister July 22, 2022