a slim mill is that one girl who lives far away but you talk to her everyday and she wants a lot of attention
by tricc March 10, 2017

somebody who is skinny af and looks like a skinny can that they sell at school w/ the sparkling juice.
by SlugFish June 2, 2022

Soaking a tampon in strong liquor, before inserting it into the vagina. The purpose of this is to get very drunk, without drinking any calories. Be aware that the chance of OD is very high.
by Miffy112233 April 5, 2024

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

a) there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.
b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.
b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.
As per definition b) when the pickings are slim, do not take your revenge in a violent manner, but calmly try again.
by Sexydimma September 23, 2014

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

by NobheadFromEly October 26, 2017
