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loan shark

A person who loans money (usually a gangster or someone involved in vice) to others who may not be able to borrow from other, more savoury means. Failure to repay the money often culminates in excessive violence.

Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.
"anything is better than those goddamned accountants, at least having my legs broken is exciting..."
by coldy! July 21, 2004
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Shaggy Shark

A man who hasn't shaved anywhere but still manages to be at the top of the food chain with the ladies.
I'm sick and tired of getting cockblocked by that shaggy shark over there.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
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Shark Olympics

A race on who can cum faster inside a dolphin while sucking and watching someone's OF. The first to cum gets lots of Dolphin sexy thots that play with you and fuck you to death and sex so much cum the whole ocean became "shark milk". Pipstar should join this... It'd be interesting...
by quartz89_alt February 8, 2022
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turd shark

A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can
Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!

Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!

Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty

Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away

Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!
by Oscar the plug September 5, 2017
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loan shark

A "loan shark" is an unofficial, illegal person / organisation who loans money. The advantage of using a loan shark is that there is no credit check on your past, so anyone can borrow money from them. THe disadvantages are the extortionate rates of interest and that the loan is secured on your body. If you don't pay your installments, you get a broken leg. If you miss another, your other leg is broken and it goes on and on.
"I am really strapped for cash and the bank have turned me down for a loan."

"You need a laon shark pal."
by James Padgett July 18, 2004
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