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Kobe

I wonder if I can throw this murder evidence into the dumpster from here? Kobe!
by Hotshotfdgfd July 22, 2019
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Kobe a Jewish lollipop who will eat your kids
Kobe stay away from kids you little vadge sniffer
by Kobe 1234 January 8, 2021
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Kobe

Took the booty instead of paying for it like a criminal.
Cookie Monsta is known to Kobe a few smuts too.
by SexMoneyTucker August 14, 2021
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Kobe Special

When your favorite NFL, NBA, MLB and/or College Football teams get their shit kicked in all within a span of 3 days
Shelly: Y’all can’t discuss no sports with me Until the eagles or Ohio State lose

D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special
by D:eez Nuts October 19, 2022
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Before was used to always land your shots, now its always missing them.
God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"
by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020
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kobee davis

A large bearded bear of a man!
by James t ballwasher June 6, 2021
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kobe

Kobe is a kind and loving person. He will treat you well and will stay by your side always.
Kobe has an extremely large dick and is really well with the ladies.
He usually has brown hair and at medium height.
If you know a Kobe, you should try to make friends with him, as he will be able to protect you.
kobe is really nice!
by Jake58376 April 21, 2022
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