Cheese Jizz

Using melted cheese as lubrication for sex or jerking off.

"I totally cheese jizzed last night"
"Me and my wife where looking for something different, so we cheese jizzed."

by PrototypeXt3 March 13, 2009

jizz swapping

When a girl takes on a load in her mouth and passes it on to another female friend who happily recieves the seed by kiss, or laying on her back and letting the first girl drip/spit it down on her.

"I keep getting spam about jizz swapping, what the hell is that!"
-anon

by whateveroneiusedlastposting August 24, 2003

jizz biscuits

Biscuits covered with jizz.

After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

Jizz Whiff

When a dude cums up your nose

Oh gurl, my man kinky as shit. He made me take a jizz whiff after he pulled out ma snatch.

by MegaTronGurl May 6, 2011

Jizz Phones

The head phones one uses to masturbate with. Usually used to keep the pornographic sounds from entering other's ears that are near.Are usually covered in semen.

Guy #1 Hey why are these headphones so sticky?
Guy #2 Oh yes, those would be my jizz phones.
Guy #1 *Throws headphones*

by guy # 2 August 6, 2010

insta-jizz

to instanly jizz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something.

Damn, I saw that chick and I insta-jizzed.

by 1337er than you September 3, 2005

Jizz Egg

A plastic easter egg filled with cum, which is then chucked at someone you dislike.

I fucking hate my teacher, i'm gonna hit him in the face with a jizz egg.

by Pablo Fanques April 29, 2007