by anti.DOT September 24, 2009
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by Hotforconrad May 9, 2010
Get the Jesus mug.A man who died on the cross for us. A man who sacrificed his life for us. A man who made us. A man who made the world for us. His heart is my heart , his love is my love.
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Get the Jesus mug.like the unicorn jesus is fictional but is believed to be real by a large amount of people who also believe that their is a very large invisible man in the sky.
He is said to have died on the cross for our sins. Then came back and then died again.
He is said to have died on the cross for our sins. Then came back and then died again.
person 1'Hey look a unicorn'
person 2'unicorns arent real idiot'
Person 1'hey look jesus'
person 2'what? where?'
person 1' jesus isnt real idiot'
person 2'unicorns arent real idiot'
Person 1'hey look jesus'
person 2'what? where?'
person 1' jesus isnt real idiot'
by jenibi November 20, 2011
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1: Thank Jesus!
2: Did you see Walker, Texas Ranger last night?! That guy is Jesus
3: O-at-ka wouldn't be the same without Jesus
2: Did you see Walker, Texas Ranger last night?! That guy is Jesus
3: O-at-ka wouldn't be the same without Jesus
by Ryan Foster January 15, 2009
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