Foot U

The term used in a dorky way to cover up the swear words 'f**k you'. Similarly, this term can sometimes be interpreted as 'I wanna kick you in the face'.

A dorky 'verbal' fight between Person A and Person B.
Person A: Ha! you are dumb!!!
Person B: FOOT U NERD!!!
Person A: FUDGE YOU U DORK!!!

by suki~ July 1, 2006

foot whisperer

A male that commonly likes to spread his love over womens feet.

Ted is the world known foot whisperer

by chex54 November 5, 2006

Foot Mole

A mole oddly located on one's foot.


Mmm..

"Dude, what's that on your foot?"
"It's my foot mole, ass."

by Cem November 8, 2004

Foot Truffles

when someone shits on a girls foot, then she wanks the guy off with her feet, which have his shit on.

Foot Truffles - "oh dude, I totally got foot truffled last night. there was shit everywhere"

by Nemoness March 15, 2009

cookie foot

a term used for the white fungus growing on the bottom of a homeless persons foot and around the toe trenches. It looks quite similar to dick cheese and has an odour of nacho cheese dorito's, a dog's fart and stale milk all mixed together.

When being stripped searched in jail the homeless man might say " Yo boss, I dont think you want me to take my socks off, I got some bad cookie foot"

by roddy b September 29, 2009

Foot Tickler

Someone who tickles feet and sometimes pays big mula* for it.

*dinero or for idiots who don't understand that money.

Quickdraw is a professional foot tickler who resides in Texas.

by B.S. May 22, 2004

foot fetish

Every part of the female body except for underarms can turn a man on. That includes feet sometimes. God made us. He formed the woman.

I have a female fetish

by Veuve Clicquot Champagne April 30, 2006