Covid-21

since its 2021 now covid is now 21 so it can drink and get drunk now. god help us

"Covid-21 is satans work."

by pushyrot January 21, 2021

covid 21

When covid live one year!!!!1! 😳

Jared: omg guys1! Coveed speed year!1!1!1 It covid 21

Everyone: No one likes you Jared.

by ImposterSUS😳 December 26, 2020

Covid cut

A haircut performed on one's self during the covid-19 pandemic on account of all salons being closed.

(via video chat, said sarcastically) "Nice covid cut dude..."

by DrDanno April 6, 2020

Covid 19

A deadly virus that has started the apocalypse that has us trapped inside while the government lies and lies to make us less comfortable.

I have Covid 19 the deadly virus we are screwed

by 7234 May 12, 2020

Covid Cleen

When you haven't showered for three days, but your hands are fucken sterile

Oh man, Jerry is working from home with a kid, but at least he's Covid Cleen bro!

by MistaCleen April 2, 2020

COVID-19

The backup plan of Mother Earth to save herself from the unacceptable race it houses, humans. The best way she could save herself, extreme but helpful. Pollution dropped, resources were less exploited, population decreased, and whatnot. A warning for us people to realize! tho it started as an illegal bio-war agent by China, it was accepted by Mother Earth in no time,

*Man burning trash openly*
Juan: What's your problem BOOMER! Was COVID-19 not enough for you? I wish you died in it.
*Man extinguishes the fire*
Juan: Guess, you'll live some more years dork!

by viktwor April 1, 2020

Covid-19

That son of a BITCH virus that because people think it is FAKE I'm stuck at home! THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO ROT IN HELL WITH HITLER.

Guy 1 - "Covid-19 isn't real."

Guy 1 - *Slowly pulling out Barret 50.cal Anti Materiel Rifle*

by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020