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Who you callin' a bitch? Bitch! 

When somebody calls you a bitch, you gotta stand yo ground. This simple phrase completely uno-reverses somebody calling you a bitch. Don't overuse it tho. It could lead to endless bitching...
Definition: Official Bitch Reverse
Person 1: Why you over here lookin' like a bitch?

Person 2: Who you callin' a bitch? Bitch!

Person 1: (0_0)
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Sick son of a bitch 

That Beto O’Rourke, he’s one sick son of a bitch

National slap a bitch day December 12th 

if some one is being a bitch slap them they cant get mad
*slap
person 1: wtf dude
person 2: its National slap a bitch day December 12th

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch 

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

Chris Brown a Bitch 

When having sex you bust your load in your hand. Then slap the girl in the face. And then try to sue her.
Chris Brown a Bitch, jerking off, legal actions, Chris Brown, Rhianna

I once had a bitch that 

A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.

This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others

(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her

(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got ruffied