Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

Susan Smith

Susan Smith is a mother of two. She is a soccer and wine mom. She loves her kiddos and she loves WAP.

*WAP - Waffles and Pancakes

Susan Smith: OMG girls I love to eat WAP so much!

Shelby Rogers: Same girl! I was gonna eat some WAP right now!

Deborah Ann: Well invite me girl, cause I'm hungry for some WAP!

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.

Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.

by The guy with the words August 14, 2018

Susan

A female that gets passed around so much she might as well stay spinning o the table.

What did you get up to last night, fuckall went out for dinner but the Susan was broken

by ManhattenSawbones February 6, 2020

Susan Crawford

WISCONSINITES! HEAR ME!!!

Hym "IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GO AND VOTE FOR SUSAN CRAWFORD FOR WISCONSIN STATE SUPREME COURT! WE WILL NOT LET THE THIEF CORRUPT OUR LAND! GO FORTH! EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY! SUSAN CRAWFORD! I COMMAND IT!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

Silly Susan

When a guy has sideburns on his dick

Did u see that guy at the urinal he had a huge silly Susan!!!!

by Beetle!!! March 27, 2022

susan haynes

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators

Susan Haynes is not a nice person

by Wildfires December 21, 2017