"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

Susan Smith is a mother of two. She is a soccer and wine mom. She loves her kiddos and she loves WAP.
*WAP - Waffles and Pancakes
*WAP - Waffles and Pancakes
Susan Smith: OMG girls I love to eat WAP so much!
Shelby Rogers: Same girl! I was gonna eat some WAP right now!
Deborah Ann: Well invite me girl, cause I'm hungry for some WAP!
Shelby Rogers: Same girl! I was gonna eat some WAP right now!
Deborah Ann: Well invite me girl, cause I'm hungry for some WAP!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

by Beetle!!! March 27, 2022

WISCONSINITES! HEAR ME!!!
Hym "IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GO AND VOTE FOR SUSAN CRAWFORD FOR WISCONSIN STATE SUPREME COURT! WE WILL NOT LET THE THIEF CORRUPT OUR LAND! GO FORTH! EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY! SUSAN CRAWFORD! I COMMAND IT!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

by reallymarcia September 10, 2022

Typical UHaul lesbian with a passion for not-fashion and highland cows. She strongly identifies with the L word and finds great pleasure in the idea of owning a strap that can not only provide the function of artificial insemination, that will not only provide her with an Ethiopian son named Mike, but "keep this pussy tight forever." She (currently) dreams of becoming a botanist and starting her own cum-unity garden in order to feed the underprivileged and wean them off of beef diets like baby highland cows off the teat.
by skskskskboy September 3, 2019

by Son of Susan March 16, 2024
