by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025

by Niliac3 November 4, 2020

I met a real life Smurf on July 5th, it’s now a holiday. You are asking why? Because I want it to be and I said so.
by An average youngster. July 25, 2022

On the 5th day of febuary, a legend was born. Benny Rastvakt started roaming schoolyards with his fancy vest and megaphone.
by Staroslav February 4, 2019

by Sunflower_girls101 December 4, 2019

this is the date where sexy , loyal , fabulous , and funny people are born on . If your born on here your perfect .
by luvv..urban April 17, 2021

"Look at that girl, it's her birthday today. "
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"
by Prelepimiske April 4, 2023
