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40 and Bored

When you and your partner decide not to do something until your 40 and bored.
Bf “ hey babe wanna do this
Gf “ no not until we’re 40 and bored”
by Maddog1399 May 26, 2025
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MP-40

A very famous German Submachine gun from the Second World War that was mistakenly called the schmeisser because of a famous weapons designer.

It has a 30 round mag and is a typical “bad guy” weapon as it’s colored black-ish and looks really bad ass
MP-40 is a shortage for Maschinenpistole 40 which is loosely translated into Machine pistol or gun
by The armsman October 14, 2018
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WD-40 Hands

A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.
Wanna go play WD-40 Hands?
Sure, lemme run to Home Depot real quick.
by consumegoyslop October 21, 2022
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40

A bottle containing 40 fluid ounces of malt liquor beer.
But when it's all said and done, I'll be forty / Before I know it with a 40 on the porch tellin' stories
by Delbosco October 10, 2021
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40 yr old frat

A group of guys that call themselves the band only one of them has played an instrument though

They act like a bunch of frat boys at the age of 40
They do 40 year old things to like playing golf
Hey what did the 40 yr old frat do

They got black out drunk while golfing and then grilled out steaks forgot everything the next day

Oh OK I guess this is their normal Saturday thing

Yeah
by Frat boy Chad July 21, 2021
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blow 40

yo bro blow 40
by anonymous July 2, 2024
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60/40 split

The 60/40 split is a form of relationship dynamic, statistically one of the most, if not THE most stable relationship dynamic. It is where the man is the primary earner and pays 60% of the bills, and the woman is the secondary earner who pays 40% of the bills. In terms of chores and childcare, they are split evenly among the couple. This is not to be confused with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.

Statistically, a relationship with a male primary earner, female secondary earner, and equal sharing of household responsibilities, is the most stable - with low rates of adultery, low rates of divorce, and high rates of reported marital satisfaction. This is because it strikes a balance with the best of both worlds between traditional and egalitarian relationships, meeting it in the middle.

Kids may or may not be put in daycare, depending on the couple's preferences. Sometimes the government may choose paid transferable parental leave, which is also a good option.
Anna: My boyfriend and I are doing the 60/40 split, it works great for us.
by mohpashun February 1, 2025
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