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ninja bartender

A supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.Someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.With his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.By the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.For you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.
A ninja bartender never reveals their secrets
But always excepts tips
by J-Ody Du-Wright November 15, 2011
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Ninja Chuck

To throw up so violently that it causes one to strike a ninja pose.
Bill drank too much last night. He ended up ninja chucking his beer all over the bathroom.

I just ninja chucked so hard I punched the wall.
by Geistsoul13 October 13, 2012
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Ninja-moked

When tobacco is unknowingly slipped underneath the weed in a bong, giving the user a fat hit, wiping them out.
Damn maaaan, Ethan got Ninja-moked!
by Cameatsass September 7, 2018
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Ninja Sack

A prank that is pulled usually in high school by taking someone's back pack, taking everything out, turning the backpack inside out and putting the stuff back in.
Dammit! The seniors ninja sacked me again.
by YarmouthClippers June 13, 2009
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accent ninja

Someone who usually doesn't have an accent, but every now and then, an obnoxious one sneaks its way into conversation.
Yo, that dude just accent ninja'd me!
by RobinSparkles1983 August 16, 2010
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Lag Ninja

Video game opponent who appears to teleport all over the map due to lag.
Sometimes using a lag switch.
"Dude I can't fucking hit him! He's a fucking lag ninja!"
by Yhatzee January 31, 2009
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rafters ninja

Somebody who always seems to know where everybody is at all times, even when huge amounts of effort have been taken to ditch them.
Originates from the way in which they travel mostly through the rafters, so as to stay out of everyone's awareness like a ninja
Person 1) Wow... I can't believe it, we managed to ditch Barfield. Now to spend some quality time with the amigos without jokes being undermined etc.
Barfield) *sprints along rafters like a Shinobi, darting from the shadows with unprecedented stealth* Hey guys, what are you all doing in town? You told me you all had the plague... You weren't tryin to ditch me, were you?
Person 2) Jesus, you're such a fuckin' rafters ninja
by Andy Hutchings January 13, 2008
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