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k-wake

The k-wake is the unpleasent aftermath of an event or object.

1. It could be described as the nasty taste lingering in your mouth after you wake up from a blackout night of drinking.

2. Also defined as the smell left behind in an unvented bathroom after someone has had diarrhea from food poisoning or the smell in a room after two hippies have sex.

3. Physically it is the destruction left behind after a special needs person has finished attempting to do things only a mentally capable person should or the hazardous waste left behind after a tragic oil spill.
I need to brush my teeth to get the k-wake out.

I know I'm at Woodstock because I can smell the k-wake everywhere.

I told you to tie Timmy down!! Now who's gonna clean up this k-wake?!
by hipty dipity April 21, 2014
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Shivram K

The most awesome guy in the world. He is a genuine and a true friend. His values are integrity and honesty. His selfless nature is his teaching to the world
Woman: Hey there's a guy in my office who's just the best character I've met.

Man: He must be a Shivram K
by marvihs July 28, 2019
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K-Jesus

A person who helps kids with their issues about life and peer pressure. Ususally this person is very attractive and smart and spiritually deep...like Oprah and Jesus, combined into one fine human being.
Allie needed help with peer pressure so she called up her K-Jesus.
by Kandy is ur momma May 30, 2009
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Trips K

A female who is willing to give out free head rubs.
Dayum, that girl Kenzie is a trips k.
by dyaz December 16, 2010
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K street

Street running east-west through Washington DC's northwest quadrant. K Street is a phrase referring to lobbying groups, many of which are headquartered in the area, home also to Chinatown and MCI Center.
You can easily see the influence of K Street in this bill.
by Nutmegger September 27, 2003
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Teddy-K

A glass of Sauvignon Blanc with ice. Preferably from the Marlborough region of New Zealand. Often ordered by country club types with time on their hands.
Sometimes on the rocks, but often with a separate or “sidecar” of ice.
Parched golfer: Good day. A Teddy-K please.

Bartender: Seriously? Whatever. Here’s your white wine and a glass of ice.
by Hangman May 12, 2019
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H & K

Shortened name for Hechler and Koch, a European firearms manufacturer. This company's products cover a wide range, but in popular culture (movies/books) the MP-5 submachine gun is most frequently seen..."Navy Seals" and various Steven Seagal movies are the most common examples.
The SWAT guys were rapelling down the side of the structure with their H & Ks slung across their chests.
by Lawman October 17, 2003
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