Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!

Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

Nut meat

Nut meat

Dom’s nickname is nut meat as he has a nutty meat ;)

Wow that’s a chunky nut meat u got on ya

by MOlz xox October 11, 2020

Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!

Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!

by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020

meat-rag

To become the meat-rag, you must sacrifice yourself for the greater good. No one wants to be the rag that wipes up the meat juice, but someone has to do it.

Alright, I'll be the meat-rag here.

He basically became the meat-rag for us.

Can you be the meat-rag?

by Prendergast 99 July 10, 2022

Meat paddles

Word for feet

I would love to suck on your meat paddles

by gregmeat July 20, 2022

meat scarecrow

When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern

A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”

by Hotdogcity422 July 24, 2022

Bush Meat

When you call someone Bush meat, it's sort of an insult...like calling someone a cow or a goat, because that person is behaving like they are as brain dead as livestock.

Person A: I'm gonna add your insult definition to urban dictionary.
Person J: that would mean a lot, bro....
Person A: You're welcome, Bush meat.

by Thedarklol July 26, 2022